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PROJECT: FULLY CHARGED

AIM: To make complete idiots out of those boyband faggots who think they are "sensitive" and "gorgeous".

Step 1: Design a poster advertising two available spots in a boyband that already have a record deal with an independent label- D-Von Records.
Step 2: Set up a phone number, so people can leave messages expressing their interest.
Step 3: Hang these posters in popular music venues and hot spots around the city centre.
Step 4: Ring up local ads papers and leave all the details.
Step 5: Wait for people to show interest, and send them out an application form.
Step 6: Rent a P.O. Box for receiving all correspondence, to remain anonymous.
Step 7: Gather all the applications and pick the 14 most incompetent.
Step 8: Inform the other applicants that they are not suitable for audition.
Step 9: Book a session in local Community Hall, a few weeks before the auditions.
Step 10: Find people to film it - preferably two of your friends who study film and animation and have plenty of experience.
Step 11: Inform all 14 successful applicants of the date and time of their audition.
Note: The auditions were held on Saturday 7th April 2001 between 11am - 6.30pm, allowing a 30min slot each.
Step 12: Turn up in flashy cars with mobile phones, suits and a laptop.
Step 13: Audition all 14 applicants throughout the day, which includes 1) Personal interview, 2) Dance routine, 3) Voice test.
Step 14: Film the whole thing.
Step 15: Edit the film down to about 30mins of hilarity.
Step 16: Watch with your friends, and laugh your ass off.

To add to the whole boyband theme, the Dudemasters wrote their own boyband song (in 34mins), to use as the soundtrack for the film, called "What have you done for me lately?"

 

 

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